Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Twenty-One Guns*

Your best friend is in a car accident and you two got into a fight an hour before. What do you do?

Wouldn't happen.

First off, all of my friends are excellent drivers. Next, a friend and I would never get in a fight, because I am awesome, and I only surround myself with other awesome people.

Mostly, though. It's because I never let a grudge go. If, in the seemingly impossible scenario, a friend and I did get into a fight, that jerkface would obviously not be worthy of being a friend of mine and therfore, from that moment on, would no longer be my friend. Using this logic, it is impossible for my best friend to be in a car accident an hour after having a fight with me.

*Alternate title: 21 Jump Street

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